You Know You Are A Dance Mom When....  (don't skip the last one)

You Know You Are A Dance Mom When.... (don't skip the last one)


  • Your idea of “me time” is sitting in the studio parking lot scrolling through dance TikToks.

  • You can do a perfect ballet bun in under 30 seconds—with your eyes closed

  • Your weekends are spent at competitions instead of brunches—and you wouldn’t have it any other way.

  • Your living room doubles as a practice studio—mirrors, Marley flooring, and all.

  • You’ve mastered the art of applying false eyelashes in a moving vehicle.

  • You measure time in “how many competitions until nationals” instead of months.

  • Your retirement savings have been slowly replaced by dance competition entry fees, and you're totally okay with that

  • You hear a song on the radio and immediately think, “I swear I’ve heard this in a lyrical routine.”

  • Your family calendar revolves around rehearsal and competition schedules.

  • You tear up watching your child on stage—not just because of the performance, but because you see their passion, hard work, and love for dance shining through.❤️